yes, i'm serious

An actual discourse by Jordan:



Can we get a hamster?

I'm going to google hamster

Oh wait - it's hamster? I thought it was hampster

This hamster only measures 5 centimeters -

It doesn't like to be handled

Gotta go

This hamster likes solitary -

Oh - you're cut too

New google search -

Hamster breeds that enjoy socializing

Really?!

It's hamster?

Still can't believe it's hamster.

I pronounce it hampster

Remember in third grade when Sarah killed our class hamster?

Her parents owned that Chinese restaurant.

Her mom was like I sorry we killed your hamster - we bring you free food from restaurant

I think i want a weiner dog instead

Google -

How much does a weiner dog cost?

Only $50 to $150 from a rahpewtahble breeder

Rah-pew-tah-ble? 

What's rahpewtahble?

Oh, that's reputable? 

Hmmmm.

OK, back to the weiner dogs...