Love that guy

Email to and from George (my marathon coach):

TO: George
FROM: Angie
RE: Help, I'm confused

A: Picked up my race stuff. The bottom of the bib is perforated and has a place for name, age, etc. What do we do with that?

G: Fill it out. Since there is no chip, when you cross the finish line in 25 minutes, tear it off and put it in the applicable (F 35-39) bin.

A: I've become younger and faster! Love that!

G: Due to good coaching, no doubt....