Tuesday, August 7, 2012

yes, i'm serious

An actual discourse by Jordan:

Can we get a hamster?

I'm going to google hamster

Oh wait - it's hamster? I thought it was hampster

This hamster only measures 5 centimeters -

It doesn't like to be handled

Gotta go

This hamster likes solitary -

Oh - you're cut too

New google search -

Hamster breeds that enjoy socializing


It's hamster?

Still can't believe it's hamster.

I pronounce it hampster

Remember in third grade when Sarah killed our class hamster?

Her parents owned that Chinese restaurant.

Her mom was like I sorry we killed your hamster - we bring you free food from restaurant

I think i want a weiner dog instead

Google -

How much does a weiner dog cost?

Only $50 to $150 from a rahpewtahble breeder


What's rahpewtahble?

Oh, that's reputable? 


OK, back to the weiner dogs...

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JuJu said...

I'm confused, but I think the weiner dog might eat the hamster; no matter how it's spelled?