More Cooperisms

The kids were swimming with a little guy in the pool while we were on vacation. I asked what his name was.

Jordan: Brock.
Cooper: You know, like Brock Obama.

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"Can armadillos swim?"

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When experiencing some pain in his jaw (which was actually from those ear infections): "Maybe my moles are coming in."

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Singing: "Oh when the slaves....come marching in.....oh when the slaves come marching in....."

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Me: What do you want for breakfast?
Cooper: One thousand dollars. And a waffle.


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Cooper: Is today the 10th or the 11th?

Me: It's the 11th.

Cooper: Oh, our milk expires today.

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Cooper (who had Jordan's phone & her $5 bill): If you give me a thousand dollars, I will give you your phone and your $5. {pause} Well, I'll keep the $5, but I'll give you the phone.