Out of the mouths of babes

Just a few random statements uttered recently by my beautiful, intelligent, charming and beloved offspring.



"Yea! We are having Salt Berry Steak for lunch at school next week."

"If I ever got a tattoo, Mom, it would be of your face."

"I wish you would quit making so much home-made food."

"I'm not feeling good. I'm pretty sure I have been bitten by a komodo dragon."

"Mom, in that picture you look like a mix of Nanny and Michael Jackson."