A guest blogger

Hooray! Hooray! I have a guest blogger today. Today's post is written by Cooper. He dictated and I typed. So take it away Cooper...

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I want to talk about my wonderful mama and my fat nerd sister.

I love my mama. She is so nice and so kind.

And I love my puppy.

And my sister is a fat nerd.

No offense Jordan.

I hope our family has a wonderful -

wait - let me pick my nose -

ok, a wonderful life together and we will not get hurt when we rough-house.

And my sister has a fat boo-tay.

I love my papa.

My mother's great.

She's beautiful.

She's kind.

She's patient.

She has cute glasses.

Not.

She can type without looking.

She laughs like a pig.

My sister is wonderful and she is pretty.

I would like to tell all the readers

Hallelujah! I'm in third grade!

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Thank you, Cooper, for that very informative and entertaining post.

For the record, Jordan is not fat and she doesn't have a fat boo-tay.

But apparently I laugh like a pig.

*snort*