Not sure if I should be very afraid or very proud...

Actual text message convo between me (who was at work) and the Captain (who was leaving home heading to work)

Captain: U seen my sunglasses?

Me: On kitchen counter? bathroom counter?

Captain: i looked there already

Me: then no - don't know where they r

Captain: me either

Me: did cooper wear them thinking they were his?

Captain: i asked he said no

Me: did you leave them at work last night? in the headquarter trailer thing?

Captain: idk

Captain (one hour later): found 'em in trailer

Me: scary that i knew that

Captain: yep