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La la la! Saturday! Twitter review!

The Boy got a birthday party invite that said "Gift cards recommended." Huh? Ummm, no

My kid was the only one who took an actual gift to that birthday party. All the other kids brought gift certificates.

Heat index today anticipated to be 111 degrees. After 100 degrees, does it really matter?

Hall. Oates. Like.

The Captain. He is snoring.

No point in telling you how hot and humid it is. So I'll just tell you that my dog likes bananas

I think my son has been watching too much TV with the Captain. He is currently explaining JFK assassination conspiracy theories to me.

Man I love me some college baseball.

Hi, my name is Angie and I have on ugly shoes.