Wrap up the Tweets

Do your holiday shopping and read these Twitters.



"You make my head numb."

It's Monday. And it's cold. And that's about all I can handle right now.

The Captain's exciting day has included blowing up a school bus. My exciting day has included writing a press release.

Dear Monday Night Football: I love you.

I never get tired of hearing Jimmy Valvano's ESPY speech.

Wondering if I could make it as a rapper.

I drive the Captain nuts when I talk like a policeman. Roger that. Over and out.

Two weeks from today is Christmas Eve Eve. Not quite time to panic, but it's getting close.

I wish water from the faucet was as cold in the summer as it is in the winter.

Friday. Amen.