The one about the cat

Jordan decided to give her friend a kitten for her birthday.
OK.
But we had to keep it.
For 24 hours.
And I didn't know about said kitten.
Until she walked in the front door with it
Saying "Don't be mad."
Or maybe it was something like "Don't hate me."
I can't remember exactly because I blacked out.
And the friend's mom hasn't agreed to the cat.
Lovely.
Let me refresh your memories on a few things...
I don't like cats.
Jordan is allergic to cats.
I don't like cats.
I have a dog.
I don't like cats.
Oh, and I don't like cats.
Even if it is for 24 hours.
I hope.
Meow.