Texts from a 16 year old

Actual random texts I have received from Jordan during July and August:

Watching a show about a woman who wears fur costumes all the time.

There's a big bug bite expanding on my foot.

What's for dinner

What side is appendix on

I need crest white strips

Make cookies

what's for dinner

Need socks

Need safety pins

Head hurts

New lunch room has deli bar

What's for dinner

Should not have eaten that ice cream

What's for dinner

Can't find any chigger medicine

Gauge threw up

Just tooted while I was on the elliptical.

What's Netflix password

My scab just ripped off

What's for dinner