Deaf Ears aka Selective Hearing

This lovely moment of intense fellowship came on the heels of the Captain acting very surprised at something he heard on TV THAT I HAD JUST TOLD HIM YESTERDAY.



Me: "You really don't listen to me do you?"

(cue crickets)
Captain: " "

Me: "Do you?....Do you listen to me?....HELLO?!?!"

Captain: "Did you say something?"

*sigh*