Must visit eye doctor

Me, driving to church Sunday morning: "Look Cooper! It's a deer! See it?!"

Cooper: "Mom, that's a bush."

Me: "A bush? Are you sure?"

Cooper: "Yes, it's a bush."

Me: "Hmmmmm, well I guess you won't let me go hunting with you next time then will you?"

Cooper: "Well yeah, you can go. But you just won't be allowed to shoot at anything."