Gold Medal Tweets

In light of the Olympics, I present the gold medal tweets of the week:

I am very disappointed that the Captain would rather watch Braveheart than women's curling.

Of all the possibilities I have of seeing an ad featuring an athlete sporting undies, John Daly would *not* be my choice.

According to the Captain AND the service station guys, there "is no noise coming from my brakes". Really?? Then what am I hearing?

I'm just glad I got my car out of the shop before my hair appointment. Cause my brakes can go out and all but I've GOT to get my hair cut.

I could never be in the Winter Olympics. Too much spandex involved.

And seriously, Dan Jansen has aged quite nicely

Wow Apolo!