Week. Twitter style.

Car shopping. Makes me all splotchy on my neck.

Dear Son, the song is "Another Day, Another Dollar". Not "Another Day, Another Daughter".

I just pulled up at a red light by that insurance caveman guy.

That is registering way off the Ridiculous Meter.

Parent Meeting for club volleyball. Also known as the Write the Big Check meeting.

My Sharona

I need more than three hours of sleep. The end.

Man, I just put my foot in my mouth bigtime. Erg. Good thing I didn't wear my stinky shoes today.