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Well, lookie here... another week on Twitter.

Bowling with my boys

I am grossed totally out by bowling shoes

Married 17 years and I didn't know the Captain bowled left handed

I need da' bumpers

Real bowling equals not Wii bowling. #Guttah

I think I overthink it.

The Captain and I having a discussion about golfers wearing white pants.

Why on earth would I have ever bought fennel?

It's not a party til your son breaks the leg off the coffee table.

{Insert banging head against wall tweet here}

People, "Reply all" isn't always necessary.

I just flipped out cause I thought there was a snake on my patio but it was only a stick.

I'm just going to call that a "Checkbook Malfunction."