Foot fail

Text convo with the Captain:

Captain: ?

(With this picture attached)



Me: NO NO NO NO NO NO I hate those things NO NO NO NO NO NO

Captain: Ooops


He ended up not getting them and apparently sending me the pic was a little joke between him and Jordan because she told him I hate those things.

I have no idea what they are. Do you run in them? Wear them around? Swim in them?

Ick.

Mom Fail

The other night I went to the grocery. I put all the bags of food on the counter when I came home and it wasn't long before the kids were rummaging through all the items.

That's when I heard them say this...

"Hooray!! Homemade chocolate chip cookies!"

Huh?

It took me a minute to realize what they were saying.

Then I remembered I had bought this....



Yeah, the only trip I'm taking this summer is a Guilt Trip.