Zzzzzzz

I wasn't too keen on sleeping with Captain Germ last night. So I slept with Jordan. Or should I say, I shared a bed with Jordan. Good Grief. I think she is part octopus. Or kangaroo. She kicked me in the back and punched me in the face and pushed her rear end over on my side. She can contort her body into the shape of every number. Plus she talks. And laughs. And sings. I honestly think at 1:30 this morning she broke out singing show tunes. It sounded like "Oklahoma!"

I'm so sleepy....

Get well soon Captain...