Clean Up. Clean Up.

Have you seen the hand wipey dispenser things that the grocery stores have by their buggies? So you can wipe off the germy handles? Seen those? I am a very big fan of those things. And yes, I use them. Cause I'm a germaphobe. And you never know what people have been touching, scratching, picking or wiping before they touched the buggy handle. EWWWWWW. Besides, I will never pass up an opportunity to use a hand wipey or some hanitizer. Cause I'm a germaphobe. Did I mention that already? I did? OK, sorry. Moving along.....

So when I'm at the grocery, I will use the wipey to wipe my hands. And the buggy handle.

But the other night at Kroger I witnessed a very odd thing.

There was a guy who had gotten his buggy. OK.

And he got a wipey. OK.

And proceeded to wipe his........wait for it.....

....his......legs......

......and his......arms.....

Seriously people. Dude was giving himself a sponge bath in the entrance of the Kroger. With the cart handle wipey thing.

Like all over his legs and arms. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe.

I literally stopped. And stared.

And I may have chuckled out loud.

Cause it was totally bizarre.

And I think that behavior far surpasses my OCD Germaphobism. Just sayin.